Mischief
Satire, short stories, and pure silliness
Public Warning: New Year, New Me-Tox
Spurred on by the annual decimation of the turkey carcass, citizens are now intent on doing the same to their own bodies...
We Really Love You, But...
It wasn’t an immediate bond, oh I’ll be the first to admit it! When Lavinia brought me round for the first time, you and I didn’t gel. She had told me all about you of course, but somehow I still wasn’t ready...
Public Warning: Around The World in Eighty Planes
Jet-setting is nothing new; it was introduced in the time of Sir Francis Drake, when sailors would leave to base jump off the edge of the Earth.
Public Warning: Apocalypse Trending Now
Commonly referred to as Judgement Day, experts have long feared a mechanical revolution, where artificial intelligence rises up against us in a...
Public Warning: Hack of All Trades
London has always been a hotbed for the multi-talented and the multi-cultural. But in recent years, even our great city’s proclivity for diversity has...
Public Warning: 'Netflix & Chill'
In the past few years, thousands of twenty-somethings have begun to disappear from bars and restaurants all across the city...
Public Warning: Saturday Night Fever
Every Saturday night, more and more people are leaving the safety of their homes to flirt and fight their way across London. Unfortunately, this mindless...