Humour
How To Emerge Victorious from the January Honey Trap
Two years have passed since the last January sales so you may have forgotten how it works. But alas, don’t fret, here is our useful guide to shopping etiquette...
Musings on Routine, Told Through Pizza Mania
I knew it could only be one thing: the result of a fierce oven pizza habit. I had developed it over lockdown, and it had to stop...
Rocket
Outside the bar I touch her elbow under neon advertising...
London Folklore: Ghost, CR5
I can go upward, I can float, the limit is the same to the mud but a hundred yards up is enough to see the city through the trees and it is not dark but it is night and of course i
We Really Love You, But…
It wasn’t an immediate bond, oh I’ll be the first to admit it! When Lavinia brought me round for the first time, you and I didn’t gel. She had told me all about you of course
London Folklore: Coven, SW9
Uma still isn’t sure about the coven, but cheap dim-sum, ley lines, and cash in hand are three things that are hard to argue with for a young woman. She takes a few evening shift
Public Warning: From Fat to Fad
Believe it or not, FADs have been around since the early 1900s. Back then, they were mainly reserved for the aristocracy, who grew weary watching their servants run laps on their b
London Folklore: Vampyr, N6
The Western cemetery at Highgate is a verdant mess. Abandoned to the elements for decades, the ornate tombs and grave markers of the long dead are subsumed by green and brown, bran
Riddle Me The Snap Election: A Moral Story on the Sorrows of Not Voting
You suddenly realise it’s the day of the General Election. Who do you vote for?