Public Warning: From Fat to Fad
Believe it or not, FADs have been around since the early 1900s. Back then, they were mainly reserved for the aristocracy, who grew weary watching their servants run laps on their behalf…
Public Warning: Who Wants to be a Millennial Heir?
According to a recent survey from the Liaison of Incredibly Esoteric Statistics (LIES), millennials are the biggest drain on our society, responsible for all current and historical fuck-ups. It’s believed they brought the plague to London in 1348 and have continued to spread poverty and discontent throughout the city ever since…
Public Warning: Please Mind the Git
The London commute is a tradition as old as time. Every day, the streets flood with thousands of neatly-pressed bodies, all making their early morning pilgrimage across the capital. A proud cultural ritual, the commute has always been a bastion of solidarity and unity…
Public Warning: The Unsocial Network
For citizens yet to be caught up in the network marketing storm, it’s worth knowing a few key details about its formation. Firstly, as we have already…
Public Warning: Around The World in Eighty Planes
Jet-setting is nothing new; it was introduced in the time of Sir Francis Drake, when sailors would leave to base jump off the edge of the Earth.
Public Warning: Apocalypse Trending Now
Commonly referred to as Judgement Day, experts have long feared a mechanical revolution, where artificial intelligence rises up against us in a…
Public Warning: Please Don’t Feed The Tourists
With its Latin name yet to be confirmed, the species continues to go by a longstanding colloquialism, known simply to the locals as: The Tourist.
Public Warning: Hack of All Trades
London has always been a hotbed for the multi-talented and the multi-cultural. But in recent years, even our great city’s proclivity for diversity has…
Public Warning: Million Dollar Maybe
Across London, terms such as ‘market liquidity’ and ‘corporate values’ are fast becoming acceptable small talk, bandied about by the nation’s newest breed..
Prison Breaks, Washing Machines & Getting Clean: Homelessness in the City
If you were looking to escape jail, what would be your first move? A covert rock hammer cached in your bible? Or perhaps a nail file under your mattress?
