Tom Wall

Public Warning: Who Wants to be a Millennial Heir?

Public Warning: Who Wants to be a Millennial Heir?

According to a recent survey from the Liaison of Incredibly Esoteric Statistics (LIES), millennials are the biggest drain on our society, responsible for all current and historical fuck-ups. It’s believed they brought the plague to London in 1348 and have continued to spread poverty and discontent throughout the city ever since…

Public Warning: Please Mind the Git

Public Warning: Please Mind the Git

The London commute is a tradition as old as time. Every day, the streets flood with thousands of neatly-pressed bodies, all making their early morning pilgrimage across the capital. A proud cultural ritual, the commute has always been a bastion of solidarity and unity…

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